ballzinis

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."
-Dane Cook

by Joshiba January 4, 2009

Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Bailinism

Religion of Bailey, the Great Cow God. Those who follow the path of Bailinism are called Baileys.

"Do you celebrate Christmas?"

"No, I'm Bailey a follower of Bailinism. I celebrate Cad."

by Aehsn Twthei January 1, 2012

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

ballsiness

The human quality leading to bold and aggressiveness action where others dare not.

He was a WEB developer who had the ballsiness not to bother making his pages compatible with IE6.

by Holly Goodhead June 24, 2011

Ballinish

Really hot, awesome, anything cool, great or amazing. Use during times of excitement or just simply to express awesomeness.

1.
*DUDE did you see Tropic Thunder?
*Yeah man it was ballinish!

2. Say you have just passed your math test and it saves your grade for the quater you can simply say BALLINISH to express your joy.

by Tarrah Smallwood October 9, 2008