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Ballerness 

Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.
Yo Ray, you can't miss a three today, you're ballerness is at a maximum.
Ballerness by Midsy February 9, 2009
A person or animal who is brave or has balls.
Person 1: Is that cat going up against an alligator?

Person 2: That is by far the ballsiest cat I've ever seen!

(credit to RayWilliamJohnson)

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Ballsiest by SantaBalls November 19, 2010

ballinest 

anything done in an effort done to be an extreme baller at a particular instance in time
As the cab reaches its destination, and everyone searches for their amount of the fare, pull out your wallet and pay for the whole thing...why? "Because that was the most ballinest shit I could do"...even my dookie twinkles
ballinest by Grimy September 25, 2006
{adverb}
Giving props-or-doing that of what balls might do or be capable of accomplishing.
"Gimme some ballness." "...that's some ballness."
ballness by Mr. Heald June 23, 2008

ballessness 

The art of ignorantly blaming others without accountability within your own relm.
The boss's ballessness allowed his own hinchman to become ignorant with his day to day activities.
ballessness by Mrthe1 November 22, 2017

ballinest 

the most pimpenist thing that you could do at that moment.......
i just bought a round of drinks......its the most ballinest thing that i could do.....
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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