Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.
As the cab reaches its destination, and everyone searches for their amount of the fare, pull out your wallet and pay for the whole thing...why? "Because that was the most ballinest shit I could do"...even my dookie twinkles