ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

'what is this new form of ballardry'

he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w April 19, 2018

B.Ballard 

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.

Yo, I just got B.Ballard.

B.Ballard by Haterader56 April 12, 2010

josh ballard 

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.

josh ballard by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006

Ballarding 

being a dick that has no consideration for anyone :)

girl 1: your boyfriend was such a dick at last nights party

girl 2: I believe the word you're looking for is ballarding

Ballarding by @e.milyy.yy March 24, 2020

social bastardry 

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

social bastardry by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009

fat bastardry 

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

fat bastardry by vish213 August 10, 2010