ballstraw

A mans penis shaft

My boyfriend asked me to “suck his ballstraw” .

by stanggurl4 January 26, 2018

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Balltrap

It means to find the easiest way to grab an inanimate object the as easy as possible without any hassle or struggle.

Andy-Come on you douche we got to move this stuff into the house before it start to rain.

Marty-The desk is way too distorted to pick up.

Andy-Well then find a BALLTRAP

by jhonny #2 July 30, 2009

Ballslaw

Coleslaw of the testicles

Damn, Andrew showed me his wicked ballslaw.

All your ballslaw are belong to us.

by Pwn-Star October 1, 2006

balltrasound

An Ultrasound of the testicles, balls, or nuts.

That hot radiology tech put warming gel on my nuts right before my balltrasound.

by ClawDaddy October 21, 2009

ballstowalls

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.

"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."

by brian_thorn July 3, 2007

Ballscratch

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.

A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."

by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009