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A mans penis shaft

My boyfriend asked me to “suck his ballstraw” .

ballstraw by stanggurl4 January 26, 2018

Words you can keep

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Related Words

ballstraw • Ballstrangling • ballstrap • ball stranglers • bald strawberry • ballscratcher • ballstache • ballstastic • ballscrat • Ballscratch

Balltrap

It means to find the easiest way to grab an inanimate object the as easy as possible without any hassle or struggle.

Andy-Come on you douche we got to move this stuff into the house before it start to rain.

Marty-The desk is way too distorted to pick up.

Andy-Well then find a BALLTRAP

Balltrap by jhonny #2 July 30, 2009

Ballslaw

Coleslaw of the testicles

Damn, Andrew showed me his wicked ballslaw.

All your ballslaw are belong to us.

Ballslaw by Pwn-Star October 1, 2006

balltrasound

An Ultrasound of the testicles, balls, or nuts.

That hot radiology tech put warming gel on my nuts right before my balltrasound.

balltrasound by ClawDaddy October 21, 2009

ballstowalls

Main Entry: balls-to-wals
Pronunciation: balz-tu-walz
Function: Adverb
Etymology: Middle Class American Descriptive Expletive, from Anglo-French "boules aux murs",
1: usually something extremely unbelieveable: something that has elevated something ordinary to new levels of incredulity.

2: something ridiculously defining and causing one to pay closer attention, as though ones testicles have just been body slammed hard into a solid surface such as a wall, or pavenment, or something equally dense and painful in the slamming.

"That was a ballstowalls craptacular burrito, I think I'm gonna hurl"

"That was a frigging ballstowalls awesome band, when are they going on tour?"

"Baby when we get down and dirty you get me so ballstowalls horny I can't control myself"

"That was without question the ballstowalls worst proctology exam I have ever experienced dude."

ballstowalls by brian_thorn July 3, 2007

Ballscratch

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.

A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."

Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026