Ultrasound 

Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it.

Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pulled out at least.

Dude 2 - Of course man, I pulled out a gave her the ultrasound.

or

I ultrasounded the shit out of her gut.

Ultrasound by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008

Ultrasound

When you reverse titty-fuck (ass over her face) a pregnant woman and jizz all over her pregnant belly. You immediately rub it all over her belly mimicking ultrasound jelly and yell “Ultrasound!”

“Man I gave my wife an Ultrasound last night and it turns out she’s having a boy!”

Ultrasound by The Real Slowpoke Rodriguez April 28, 2026

ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.

Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*

ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010

ultrasound zap 

When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.

- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?

ultrasound zap by Deni$u Straight from Streets December 19, 2016

The Ultrasound 

The Ultrasound: Verb

A sexual act where you ejaculate on your woman's stomach and spread it around with your penis simulating an ultrasound technician.

Damn girl, Marcus spread his nut on my belly and gave me The Ultrasound.

The Ultrasound by GhotiCzys November 22, 2016

ultra sound 

When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. Similar to getting an ultra sound.

I gave a chick the ultra sound this morning.

ultra sound by Randy J May 14, 2006

ultrasonic 

A word used to describe your girlfriends voice when she's pissed at you. Calling her this will not make her less pissed.

Your voice went ultrasonic again

ultrasonic by Friend of uours March 29, 2015