ballscrat
Jackie: I sat in midterms for too long that my balls were gone Laquisha: like literally gone Jackie: yes it’s called ballscrat
ballscrat by Ballscratwizard May 7, 2018
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Bullycrat
A government or other officeworker who abuses their position of power over others. A derivative of bureaucrat.
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Ballcrack
A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.
Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”
Ballcrack by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022
Corporate Backscratching
When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!
Corporate Backscratching by icwish June 17, 2009
ballsmatic
ballsmatic, adj. describing an object/being that induces an automatic and uncontrollable physical reaction leading to arousal and sexual desire for the object/being
ballsmatic by aj & mel July 25, 2008
Ballsmoater
Ballsmoating is the act of when someone is licking the mans testicles or taint while putting their nose in the mans butt. A ballsmoater is the person that is performing the act of ballsmoating.
a sexual act that was invented in 2010 when a man sat on a womans face placing his testicles on her mouth and anus on her nose, and the the act was given the name ballsmoating, the woman was the first person to be called a ballsmoater.
Ballsmoater by buzzmuff July 18, 2010
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