ballstrap

A ballstrap is code for a secret computer server placed in a datacenter on the network but without management being aware of it It usually serves as an MP3/Porn/Movie/Bittorrent repository.

The term was coined by disgruntled sysadmins in 1996 when the Subaru Motor Corporation released the "Subaru Ballstrap: The worlds first Sport Utility Strapon" but it has evolved to have multiple definitions depending on context in Information Technology, especially among the Linux Administrator community in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas.

hey dude, could you reboot my ballstrap on the downlow? I upgraded the kernel and I can't SSH in to get to my porn and music stash. Try not to let Bill Lumburg see you do it - I owe you one man.

by Shane8179 February 22, 2008

ballsap

(noun) Slang term for a man's seminal fluid, semen, or come.

It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.

by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Balltrap

It means to find the easiest way to grab an inanimate object the as easy as possible without any hassle or struggle.

Andy-Come on you douche we got to move this stuff into the house before it start to rain.

Marty-The desk is way too distorted to pick up.

Andy-Well then find a BALLTRAP

by jhonny #2 July 30, 2009

balltrasound

An Ultrasound of the testicles, balls, or nuts.

That hot radiology tech put warming gel on my nuts right before my balltrasound.

by ClawDaddy October 21, 2009

backstrap

billin a zoot/splif /j wateva u wanna call it with only one layer of paper around

i jus bunn the pengest backstrap

by horny af rn October 15, 2018

Ballscratch

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.

A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."

by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009