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ballwasher

corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
ballwasher by aragorn February 16, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly
"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."
Ballwasher by Jim T January 6, 2004

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.
"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
ballwasher by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004

Ballwasher

An employee who will wash the bosses balls to get ahead
" That delivery driver sure is a Ballwasher !"
Ballwasher by This Devil April 18, 2024

Ginger-ballwasher 

Guy #1 ) did you see that dude washing the boss's balls?

Guy#2 ) which one ffs be more specific

Guy#1 ) the Ginger-Ballwasher sorry i thought it was obvious the way he dove at the boss's balls
A young red headed male employee fairly lazy and extremely unintelligent preforming sexual favours to remain employed and attain easy jobs.
Look at the bullshit that the Ginger-ballwasher is getting away with today LOL
Ginger-ballwasher by Leecifer#1 December 23, 2022

Ball Washer 

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure
"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"
Ball Washer by blair witfae November 26, 2007
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