balls no!

fuck no.
hell no.
or sometimes even "go fuck yourself".

Will you have sex with me?
balls no!

by bohemian love child January 9, 2009

Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.

Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

all balls no cock

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.

"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"

by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.

Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.

by That one guy joe March 5, 2026

All Sack But No Balls

When someone acts like they're the shit but they really a pussy deep inside

Person 1: "yo I heard moh finna beat up gaby after lunch for sleepin wit his girl"
Person 2: "bitch, pleasee moh all sack but no balls"
Person 1: "shiitttt true my g"

by doofypuuty April 20, 2021

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 28, 2003