ballpenis

a word that is funny to say lol

ow! my fucking ballpenis is aching broski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ballpenis by crpeio May 19, 2022

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Ballzinis Blowpop by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

Ballenas 

A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.

Person 1: How did you get Cancer?

Person 2: I walked into Ballenas

Ballenas by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019

Batpenis

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

Batpenis by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Balloonist dozen 

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

Ballpants 

When a man's ball are bulging out of the pants

Whoa dude, you got some massive Ballpants goin on right now!

Ballpants by Dick B. Pants May 4, 2011