Ballpants

When a man's ball are bulging out of the pants

Whoa dude, you got some massive Ballpants goin on right now!

by Dick B. Pants May 4, 2011

spongebob baylypants

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

by Stagmen June 26, 2017

Ballantine Ale

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.

i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.

by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

ballsanus

The area between your anus and your balls.

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.

by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

Ballpanus

The penis, anus, balls triangle, like the "Ballpanus Triangle"

You better hope nothing ever goes missing in my ballpanus triangle.

by Bacj November 7, 2010

ballantic

(adj) a classy version of the word "baller" or "awesome." It can be used in common speech or at high class cocktail parties. It is derived from the French word "ballant," meaning "loose" or "dangling."

Wow, that's a ballantic sweater vest you have over there.

Abe Lincoln's top hat was quite ballantic.

Jay-Z presents himself in a very ballantic fashion.

This caviar is ballantic!

by ballanticbro November 1, 2010