Barnesia

Forgetting details of conversations held at a bar due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Wife says, "honey, do you remember what you told me last night while we were at happy hour?". Husband replies, "Uh, no I think I have barnesia!".

by Eff'r September 14, 2013

ray-bamnesia

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008

The Byrnesian Effect

Similar to the Butterfly Effect, the Byrnesian Effect is set in motion by just one individual whose actions are so immensely vague and confusing that others are deeply affected by them.

It is defined by the overwhelming state of complete bewilderment the victim experiences, questioning their own purpose and existence, abandoning all commitments and duties that were once regarded as important.

While its origins can be found in Atlantis, FL, the Byrnesian Effect can be felt worldwide as it transcends all space and time.

The Byrnesian Effect is so powerful that, once in motion, wives in Africa abandon all commitments leaving their families never to be seen again.

by Eyefourgot August 31, 2016

Barnesing

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

Bagnesia

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

by Tcup May 4, 2010

bartesian

Upscale bartender

“Bartesians dos tequilas porfavor”

by P Zizzle my nize October 18, 2021

barnesing

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.

I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.

by greystreet April 15, 2010