Bangnesia

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Bangnesia

When you can't remember who you have banged.

When you can't recall how many people you have had sex with.

Wait! I tag teamed you and your brother? I have bangnesia so I don't remember.

by Kaua'i girl May 25, 2017

Bangnesia

the temporary loss of memory as a result of a really passionate sexual encounter

I couldn’t find my keys last night after you gave me bangnesia.

by Paolo Pinta October 4, 2019

Bangnesia

When you’ve banged someone but don’t want to admit it.

I told my wasted mate at 3 AM “ if you go with her, you’re gonna have bangnesia tomorrow”

by Learning Tree January 27, 2022