Bangnesia

Forgetting how bad bangs look on you and getting them cut again

Robyn: how do you like my new haircut?
Beth: I see you got bangs again...
Robyn: Bangnesia again! Why didn't you stop me? There should be a medical alert bracelet for this!

by Rocking Yellow February 4, 2018

Bangnesia

When you can't remember who you have banged.

When you can't recall how many people you have had sex with.

Wait! I tag teamed you and your brother? I have bangnesia so I don't remember.

by Kaua'i girl May 24, 2017

Bangnesia

the temporary loss of memory as a result of a really passionate sexual encounter

I couldn’t find my keys last night after you gave me bangnesia.

by Paolo Pinta October 4, 2019

Bangnesia

When you’ve banged someone but don’t want to admit it.

I told my wasted mate at 3 AM “ if you go with her, you’re gonna have bangnesia tomorrow”

by Learning Tree January 27, 2022

ray-bamnesia

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008

Bagnesia

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

by Tcup May 4, 2010

bongnesia

Forgetfulness after hitting a bong repeatedly, amnesia from bong hits

After arguing for 30 minutes about who hit the bong last, we knew we had a case of bongnesia... bong amnesia smokingweedmarijuana

by homiehouse June 14, 2011