Definitions by GucciLittlePiggy

hairache 

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

hairache by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.

Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.

ticket vodka by GucciLittlePiggy October 20, 2008

VPILF 

Acronym standing for "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck". Term not popularly used until the 2008 presidential election.

Pundit 1: Not since Geraldine Ferraro has there been a female vice presidential candidate
Pundit 2: Forget Geraldine Ferraro! Now Sarah Palin, there's a VPILF!
Pundit 1: Word.

VPILF by GucciLittlePiggy October 18, 2008

prospecting 

The act of sifting through the fallow stems, seeds, and shake of one's remaining marijuana purchase in the hopes of picking out something worth smoking.

Pothead 1: Dizzle, let's smoke up.
Pothead 2: Diz, you're buying this time. I've already been prospecting for days.

prospecting by GucciLittlePiggy October 14, 2008

ray-bamnesia 

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

ray-bamnesia by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008