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batmaning 

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
batmaning is way more intense than planking
batmaning by amann24 August 30, 2011

batmaning 

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
batmaning by dangles November 1, 2012

babymaking 

Babymaking is supposed to be sex souly for the purpose of making babies, but it has now been dirtied up and mean really dirty kinky sex.
Karen:"last night, i swear to god, my roommate was babymaking for six hours straight!"
babymaking by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

Batmaning 

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"
Batmaning by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

Batmaning 

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
Batmaning by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014

bromaxing 

relaxing like a true bro

similar to chillaxing
After bromaxing, my bros and I played some lax and drank some natty lights.
bromaxing by fargle789 July 19, 2010