ballfucker

A man who likes getting another man's testicles inside his anus.

Stefan: Hey John, would you like my nuts in your ass?
John: What the fuck is wrong with you, are you a ballfucker?

ballfucker by ballfucker101 December 7, 2023

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...

Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

a person who sacks balls

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!

ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

billfucked 

When you go out to dinner/drinks, and other people bail on the tab and you end up covering way more than your fair share.

"All those assholes just bailed ten minutes before the bill came, and i got billfucked for 120$..."

billfucked by beuh_jonny October 5, 2006

balljacker 

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

balljacker by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Bullfuckery 

Bullshit+Fuckery=Bullfuckery

(...in AP Bio class for example)
Teacher: "And so the mitochondria...blah blah blah etc"
Confused student: (smashes face on desk) "Ahhh what is this bullfuckery. It makes no sense >.<"

or something such as...

(rainbow unicorn flies across the sky and eats rainbows and poops butterflies and brings you cookies)
Person: wow...bullfuckery...wtf just happened...win...

or perhaps...
Student A: "oh crap, i forgot to do my homework"
Student B: "way to go"
Student A: "yeah...ill just write down some bullfuckery"

Bullfuckery by mufasa4tehwin February 3, 2012