ball-ocaust

Its like the holocaust but with testicals.

when i put your sac in the oven its going to be a real ball-ocaust

by Dr. mangleballsa February 25, 2005

Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

by lurch18 November 2, 2009

Ballicaust

Busting a facial on a Jewish girl.

Bette Midler is so hot, I would absolutely perpetrate a ballicaust on that mug.

by Chaosfish April 15, 2021

Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.

The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.

by Superhonky October 3, 2011

Ballacaust

refers to when somebody has had such an amazing time that no other word can describe it. Also can be used when describing an event or situation.

Ryan: So man how was your weekend?

Spencer: Dude, it was great! A total ballacaust!

by titanfan29 February 15, 2010

Ballacaust

When a man is wearing jeans that are way too tight so that they squish his balls like an apple sack and he sits in such a way that they are obvious and 'in your face' annoying.

You're in a meeting with your boss and he has his foot up on the table and his legs all spread so that his squished ball sack is facing right at you. You're being Ballacausted!

by Aneeda October 12, 2011