Definitions by Chaosfish

Grunion

The little balls of old toilet paper, that collect amongst your nethers; when proper wiping is made difficult.

That heifer Karen was ate up with an entire field of grunions. Talk about a wild harvest.

Grunion by Chaosfish November 22, 2025

Stevia McQueen 

A specific flavor of Sugar Daddy, that attracts the health conscious hippy sort of young woman. They will have that odd combination of healthy lifestyle and an adventurous spirit.

Girl, you need to go hang out at that new juice bar that allows dogs and has a bicycle rack out front. You'll find a Stevia McQueen in no time. Wear every crystal necklace you own.

Stevia McQueen by Chaosfish March 26, 2025

Fupacabra 

A portmanteau of F.U.P.A. and Chupacabra; describing a mythical and slightly feral female.

I just can't keep away from her...she is a fupacabra.

Fupacabra by Chaosfish December 14, 2023

Ballicaust

Busting a facial on a Jewish girl.

Bette Midler is so hot, I would absolutely perpetrate a ballicaust on that mug.

Ballicaust by Chaosfish April 15, 2021

Weigh Anchor 

While engaging in missionary style intercourse, the Male will insert his scrotum, entirely, into the anus of the Female to act as an anchor.

Sharonda gets so slippery you're gonna need to weigh anchor in that berth.

Weigh Anchor by Chaosfish March 22, 2019