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ball maxxing 

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
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ballmaxxing 

When you bring as many tennis balls as you can to go play tennis.
‘Hey don’t forget to ballmaxx later, Bede’- Henri
‘Don’t worry I’m always ballmaxxing’- Bede
ballmaxxing by fatty bob pig July 10, 2024

Bellmaxxing 

When one of your friends obediently bails out on plans at the ring of a bell to talk to a girl instead of with you
"Bro where is he he said he'd get on at 7"
"Man he's bellmaxxing rn he'll be on later"
"We're never seeing him again"
Bellmaxxing by DBC667 January 5, 2024

ballmaxing 

Dipping your nuts in hot water for 15 min periods of time to create optimal nut size.
Tyler loves ballmaxing so much his nuts are the size of softballs
ballmaxing by Done chrome March 28, 2024

ballsmaxxing 

To tickle your, or someone else's, balls to the point of gooning. In a trance for minutes to hours tickling your balls to make them softer and bigger.
"Look, John started edgemaxxing." "Well, I'm cooler because I'm ballsmaxxing rn"

"My husband's balls have gotten so soft after he started ballsmaxxing

Bellmaxxing

When you put your phone inside of a cowbell and roll your hands over the bell to enhance the musical experience
Yo brandt is bellmaxxing to taylor swift this is so tuff
Bellmaxxing by Zay37373737 May 21, 2026
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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