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Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day
Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.
The act of being of being a toilet plunger
He's balinting in there again!
Balinting by Scowkachaz July 5, 2024

Balentine`s day 

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!
Balentine`s day by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019

Balintify 

To read out a sentence, but place ‘alint’ after the first hard consonant. If there is no hard consonant, read the word as it is

E.g. ‘Oh no It’s Evil Balint’ -> ‘Oh nalint Italint Evalint Balint’
‘It says gullible on the ceiling’ -> ‘Italint salint galint onalint thalint calint’
Dont you balintify my sentence!’
Balintify by Spubky June 28, 2024

balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.
Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”
balentino balentine by Fismail February 17, 2025