Balentine

Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)

Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody

Balentine by Adamduc February 11, 2026

Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

Balentine’s Day by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Balentine`s day 

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!

Happy Balentine`s day!

Balentine`s day by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019

bryce balentine 

will fuck your bitch

hes a bryce balentine

bryce balentine by braylen butter May 9, 2018

balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.

“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”

balentino balentine by Fismail February 17, 2025

balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.

“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”

balentino balentine by Fismail February 17, 2025

Funny Valentine 

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

Funny Valentine by Sospicion July 24, 2019