baldcore
POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."
baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010
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More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.
scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese
scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!
scene kid 1 How do ya know?
scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!
scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.
scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!
scene kid 1 How do ya know?
scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!
scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.
scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010
Baldcore Holly
Baldcore Holly by Anonymous May 28, 2003
Bardcore
A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.
Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020
Bardcore
A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.
Bardcore by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020