baldcore

hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."

by swampo dompo July 6, 2010

baldcore

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.

scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!

by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010

Baldcore

Baldcore is an aesthetic surrounding baldness.

Have you seen Shrek? He’s so baldcore

by Le Shrek February 9, 2022

Baldcore Holly

What Chris Jericho calls Hardcore Holly.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Bardcore

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.

what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!

by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

Bardcore

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.

James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.

by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020

badcore

An adjective often heard in the gangsta' streets of High Wycombe, England. It is used when a normal positive adjective does not portray how good something is and the use of 'hardcore' does not suffice.

Colin: "Subway is badcore"
or
Jo: "You see that shot? Was badcore."

by Simjob March 30, 2005