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baldcore 

hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle
POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."
baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010
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baldcore 

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.
scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010
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Baldcore 

Baldcore is an aesthetic surrounding baldness.
Have you seen Shrek? He’s so baldcore
Baldcore by Le Shrek February 9, 2022

Baldcore Holly 

Baldcore Holly by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Bardcore 

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.
what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!
Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

Bardcore 

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a [bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.
James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.
Bardcore by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020
An adjective often heard in the gangsta' streets of High Wycombe, England. It is used when a normal positive adjective does not portray how good something is and the use of 'hardcore' does not suffice.
Colin: "Subway is badcore"
or
Jo: "You see that shot? Was badcore."
badcore by Simjob March 30, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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