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hardcore dedicated to the bald lifestyle

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."

baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010

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baldcore

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.

scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!

baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010

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Baldcore

Baldcore is an aesthetic surrounding baldness.

Have you seen Shrek? He’s so baldcore

Baldcore by Le Shrek February 9, 2022

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Baldcore Holly

What Chris Jericho calls Hardcore Holly.

Baldcore Holly by Anonymous May 28, 2003

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Bardcore

A genre of music using traditional medieval instruments and vocals to perform a song or tune that was not initially intended to be in a medieval style.

what type of song is this?

well, it is Bardcore of course!

Bardcore by Lord Brexit June 6, 2020

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Bardcore

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a [bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.

James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.

Bardcore by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020

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badcore

An adjective often heard in the gangsta' streets of High Wycombe, England. It is used when a normal positive adjective does not portray how good something is and the use of 'hardcore' does not suffice.

Colin: "Subway is badcore"
or
Jo: "You see that shot? Was badcore."

badcore by Simjob March 30, 2005

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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