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baldcore
POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."
baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010
Related Words
ballcore • Ballcream • baldcore • Balacore • Baldcore Holly • ballcorn • ballorexia • ball crease • Ball Coverings • ball sore
Ballcream
An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.
"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."
Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012
baldcore
More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.
scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese
scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!
scene kid 1 How do ya know?
scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!
scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.
scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!
scene kid 1 How do ya know?
scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!
scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.
scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010
Ballcream
Ballcream by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012
Ballcream
Ballcream by Shawdow194 December 9, 2012
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