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baldcore 

POWA KORD, MIAMI BALDCORE BAND - "WHATS WITH ALL THE SCENE KIDS? THEY GOT HAIR. RIP IT OUT OF THEIR SCALPS. I DON'T CARE."
baldcore by swampo dompo July 6, 2010
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Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.
"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."
Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012

baldcore 

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.
scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
baldcore by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream for your ballz.
Guy 1: DAMN! My balls are super itchy!
Guy 2: I got some Ballcream if you want some.
Ballcream by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012

Ballcream 

Anti itch and fungal cream for a mans testicals
Man, my balls itch, shoulda gotten ballcream
Ballcream by Shawdow194 December 9, 2012

ballcorn 

Popcorn you drop between your legs during a film. Typically discovered when you stand up at the end.
Half way through the movie, I checked my crotch for ballcorn.
ballcorn by JDaveB November 30, 2010