bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 02, 2006

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 04, 2023

Bald face monkey pose

The act of beating off while in a yoga class .

Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.

by Mossyoak990 March 12, 2018

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 25, 2006