bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"
1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.
by BrendaLee January 1, 2006
mugGet the bald monkeymug.

mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.
That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.
by BrendaLee January 1, 2006
mugGet the mother's apronmug.

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