Definitions by BrendaLee

bald monkey 

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

bald monkey by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

mother's apron by BrendaLee January 1, 2006