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bald monkey
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A pussy without
hair
is also known as a "
Bald
Monkey
"
1. A
clean
shaved or
waxed
pussy is also known as a
Bald
Monkey.
bald monkey
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BrendaLee
January 1, 2006
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mother's apron
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Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by
having a baby
and the loose
skin
remains
loose
.
That woman must have had about
15
kids
because her
mother
's apron hangs below her knees.
mother's apron
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BrendaLee
January 1, 2006
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