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Riot Balance Team
A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018
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balant • balanthrapy • balance • Balint • Basant • Balanced • Balan • Balanced Breakfast • Balatkar • Bacant
Booty Balance
The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011
Bolante
A cool motherfucker with miles of swagger. Someone you don't mess with but at the same time want to be. Someone you will never be. Don't even try.
Bolante by ryansgirl2005 July 22, 2009
Random crits are fair and balanced
a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021
Bazante
a very uncommon boy name (fact: only one boy named Bazante in the whole of the great country of the Netherlands). original translation from Swahili is downgoing water.
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
Most Bazantes are tall and have dark curles, they are like a tank and won't stop for anything in their path. Their willpower is like that of a waterfall, it almost can't be tamed.
a Bazante always knows whom to pic out of a crowd so he can have sex with her, it is like a natural skill al Bazantes have.
furthermore all bazantes have nice freckles wich contain the beauty of a clear starry night
1. guy: Ooh no! look there comes a Bazante!
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Girl: OMG run for your life,he is gonna bulldoze you over with his willpower!
2. Bazante: hey girl in crowd do you want to have sexual intercourse with me?
girl in crowd: sure.
3. hetero guy: wow, look at that bazante, his sheer beauty makes me wanna solve all the first world problems.
Balint
Balint's can come off as confident, spontaneous and egoistical.. however it's only just a cover up for how soft, insecure, gentle and affectionate they can be. Balints will act like they are too cool or tough around people they don't know very well but once you get close to them, they will show you their true side.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.
In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.
Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.
In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.
Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
Balint by Gossipg1rl May 19, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.