Tall, kind, extremely smart and loves life! He's the one who will go that extra mile to help his friends- but he'll be a tad bit late. Everyone needs a Balakumaran in their life!
Noun. Something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected. Generally considered with positive implications. (Origin: X Files wordfanfic author Livia Balaban)
Verb. To shock or surprise someone with something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected.
"Did you read that William/Tooms slash fic? Balabam!"
"I started to read that story about Skinner and that hot chick, but it turned out she was a Mulder clone. Dude, I totally got Balabammed."