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Bajowski
Vince: Hey what's up?
John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.
Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?
John: Yes. Got one yesterday.
Vince: Alright John!!!!
John: Not much. just hanging out with my girlfriend.
Vince: Have you ever gotten a bajowski from her?
John: Yes. Got one yesterday.
Vince: Alright John!!!!
Bajowski by Ben_Sexy_Ben May 22, 2010
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expert bajowski
when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.
expert bajowski by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011
bajow
Bajow is a college drinking game in which the "bajow" refers to a big ass jug of wine(at least 3 liters). The basic object of the game is to pass the bajow around in a circle. Each person drinks. The person that finishes it wins and names it after another person's mom. There are some important rules for this game:
1. Once the wine is opened, no one may leave the game until it is finished.
2. To begin the game, their must be a payslap where the wine is passed around and everyone takes a 2 second sip. Then the game may begin.
3. After the payslap, no one new may enter the game.
4. To hold the wine, one must insert the pinky in to the finger holder and support the weight of the wine with their shoulder.
5. If a participant takes a breath or takes their lips away from the bottle, their turn to drink has ended.
6. After the bajow is named after someone's mother, it is to be signed by every participant. They may also leave a comment.
1. Once the wine is opened, no one may leave the game until it is finished.
2. To begin the game, their must be a payslap where the wine is passed around and everyone takes a 2 second sip. Then the game may begin.
3. After the payslap, no one new may enter the game.
4. To hold the wine, one must insert the pinky in to the finger holder and support the weight of the wine with their shoulder.
5. If a participant takes a breath or takes their lips away from the bottle, their turn to drink has ended.
6. After the bajow is named after someone's mother, it is to be signed by every participant. They may also leave a comment.
bijowa
I bijowad her last night.
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