Teddy's definitions

Grimance

Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.

He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!

by Teddy June 16, 2004

starby

Slang term, by young urban professionals (AKA Yuppies) for a drink purchased at Starbucks.

"You forgot your coffee on the table...I don't know what I would do without my morning Starby!"

by Teddy February 17, 2005

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

Boodie

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

by Teddy August 27, 2003

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

by Teddy June 4, 2004

dry wall

Having sex without a condom on.

Sex is always great, but it feels best when I dry wall it.

by Teddy July 12, 2005