Teddy's definitions

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Paro

Synonym for "attractive."

"He's definitely a Paro."

by Teddy April 7, 2005

So1

its a bigger nigga then the likes of yor self

woa that bigger nigger is so1

kill that nigga

by Teddy November 22, 2004

squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

by Teddy April 10, 2005

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003