Teddy's definitions

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

bajawa

a slap across the face with a limp dick. the words comes from the sound that is made, "BAJAWA!!!!!!!"

I asked this chick to close her eyes to get a suprise, then i totally bajawaed her.

by Teddy June 4, 2004

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

dry wall

Having sex without a condom on.

Sex is always great, but it feels best when I dry wall it.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Boodie

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

by Teddy August 27, 2003

Sploosh

When a Brust of Cum exploes from the head of the penis

omg he use Splooshed all over my pumas!

kill that nigga!

by Teddy July 13, 2004