Teddy's definitions

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

Ruger 10/22

A rimfire .22 autoloading rifle or carbine first introduced by Sturm, Ruger & Co. in 1964. In stock form it's fed by a flush-mounting 10 round rotary magazine, hence the "10" part of the name. It's easily the most popular auto. .22 rifle ever manufactured.

The Ruger 10/22 is likely the most widely customizable rifle of any configuration/caliber on the market today.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

dry wall

Having sex without a condom on.

Sex is always great, but it feels best when I dry wall it.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

Scoutface

The alias of an especially prominent Counter-Strike:Source player. Origins of the word are highly mysterious and unknown. Seriously.

"Scoutface is so good. You have no idea."

by Teddy April 7, 2005

Paro

Synonym for "attractive."

"He's definitely a Paro."

by Teddy April 7, 2005

squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

by Teddy April 10, 2005

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005