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Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.
1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.
Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019
Related Words
Anything pertaining to a piece of crap. Could also be considered pajanky. Anything found at a garage sale or the good will.
Corey's couches are dirty, stinky, and quite bajanky.
bajanky by Caroline the great May 25, 2006

bajinkadink 

Another word that teachers or easily offended people will not get mad at...
which basically just means dick :)
Don't touch my bajinkadink Mr. Moffatt. I might have to report you!
ord for hvor mange øl man kan drikke på bænken
1: Hvor meget bænker du?
2: Vel en 10 stykker i timen
Bænke by Minkid January 20, 2015
That girls bajengo is wide open!
bajengo by JayPax04 March 21, 2007

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004
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