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bagyanker 

1. A term used in reference to a male who constantly repositions his testicle(s) via his scrotum. 2. A masturbator. See jackoff.
1. He's such a bagyanker that when I first met him I was under the impression that he suffered from a medical condition where his hand was cojoined to his balls. 2. He'd fuck up a wet dream, the bagyanker.
bagyanker by Lucille Ball August 25, 2003
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Bantankerous 

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
Bantankerous by The Noceros February 20, 2010
As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts
She's got a nice pair of banyonkers
You're really getting on my banyonkers
banyonker by Eric Wood January 13, 2004

spagackeld bagackery 

To botch things up so severely, As to have actually made the event worse. Having had you participate
Wow everything went wrong. Then your girl showed up. Got worse a real spagackeld bagackery!
spagackeld bagackery by Dudley 109 October 17, 2020

bajankers 

For something/someone to be out of the ordinary, weird, crazy, messed up, or just plain fucked up.
1. Dood. Did you see that guy's face? it's bajankers.
2. My hair today. gawd. deffinetly going all bajankers
3. That teacher's bajankers
bajankers by laaurra. January 11, 2009
said when something silly or unusual happens
"i just stubbed my toe"
"bagonkers!"
bagonkers by brittneyLURD October 16, 2007

bagtanner 

Someone who tan's or takes bags of smack, likes to tan a wee bag to quench their thirst for it.
A person that characteristically looks like a heroin addict.
"I bet he's a bagtanner."
"He definitely looks like a bagtanner."
bagtanner by Paton6432 August 28, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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