bagyanker

1. A term used in reference to a male who constantly repositions his testicle(s) via his scrotum. 2. A masturbator. See jackoff.

1. He's such a bagyanker that when I first met him I was under the impression that he suffered from a medical condition where his hand was cojoined to his balls. 2. He'd fuck up a wet dream, the bagyanker.

by Lucille Ball August 25, 2003

Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.

Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!

by The Noceros February 20, 2010

banyonker

As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts

She's got a nice pair of banyonkers
You're really getting on my banyonkers

by Eric Wood January 13, 2004

spagackeld bagackery

To botch things up so severely, As to have actually made the event worse. Having had you participate

Wow everything went wrong. Then your girl showed up. Got worse a real spagackeld bagackery!

by Dudley 109 October 17, 2020

bajankers

For something/someone to be out of the ordinary, weird, crazy, messed up, or just plain fucked up.

1. Dood. Did you see that guy's face? it's bajankers.
2. My hair today. gawd. deffinetly going all bajankers
3. That teacher's bajankers

by laaurra. January 11, 2009

bagonkers

said when something silly or unusual happens

"i just stubbed my toe"
"bagonkers!"

by brittneyLURD October 16, 2007

bagtanner

Someone who tan's or takes bags of smack, likes to tan a wee bag to quench their thirst for it.
A person that characteristically looks like a heroin addict.

"I bet he's a bagtanner."
"He definitely looks like a bagtanner."

by Paton6432 August 28, 2006