8 definitions by Eric Wood
Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
by Eric Wood May 5, 2005
by Eric Wood April 23, 2005
Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.
"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"
by Eric Wood September 2, 2005
As in nice set of banyonkers - refers to to the female mammary glands or secondary sexual characteristics, otherwise known as chebs, jug or, simply, breasts
by Eric Wood January 13, 2004
Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.
Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"
"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"
"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"
by Eric Wood February 22, 2004
Death by Heavy Metal. The ultimate divine death for any aspiring metal fan. The only pure and noble death achievable.
by Eric Wood May 5, 2005