A bagmi (pronounced bag-me) is a person who isn't going to make it to or survive through the planned event, generally due to being too drunk/wasted/tired to keep up with the party. Basically, Bitch Ain't Gonna Make It!

A to B: Hurry, lets go to the club and pop bottles!
B to A: I want to but I need to help her get into the club.
A to B: Oh hell no, forget her! She's BAGMI, run!

That girl puked all over the club. Kick that bagmi out!

BAGMI by StaKeD September 4, 2013

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bagima

Tucking the penis in between the legs and having the nuts face outward

Bro how good can you make a bagima

bagima by Tate L. July 24, 2019

Bigimized

When something is made bigger

Person 1: How did. that get bigger

Person 2: I bigimized it

Bigimized by ToastyToast June 2, 2021

Bagminton

When two other poeple tongue another man's scrotum while he stands over them.

Ron had a fetish for masturbating while his neighbors used him for a game of bagminton.

Bagminton by emackn August 11, 2007

Bagigi

slang word for vagina used fluently in room 209

"What did my bagigi do to deserve this toilet paper??!" colleen

Bagigi by alex low February 1, 2007

bagmias pula in ma-ta

Romanian swear word. Also in english ''I put my dick in your mother'' or ''I Fuck your mom with my dick'' something like that.

-Hello,umm are you my brother?
-Yes,what you want
-I've broked your car.
-Bagmias pula in ma-ta!!!
-What??!??

bagmias pula in ma-ta by Alan32 December 2, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026