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Bagminton 

When two other poeple tongue another man's scrotum while he stands over them.
Ron had a fetish for masturbating while his neighbors used him for a game of bagminton.
Bagminton by emackn August 11, 2007
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Supreme Badminton God 

A Supreme Badminton God (SBG) Someone who is very good at badminton, but as a result, is physically incapable of pleasing a woman. Typically, these people come in the form of Caucasian men, usually from western Canada. Another identifier of an SBG is their unnatural attraction to Asian women.
Person 1: Did you see Danny play yesterday? he is definitely a Supreme Badminton God!

Person 2: That's not exactly a good thing, you know.
A Fast-Paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. I play Rugby and Basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hXc sport which everyone should play!
cock : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i'd paste you in the weight room any day you flange, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise...
badminton by the hXc dude October 4, 2005
A very dynamic, fast-paced game. Badminton requires a lot more agility and strategizing than most people probably think. You have to see it played competitively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.
Hitting a birdie over a net with a long-necked racket. Doesn't sound very hard, does it?
Come play with us. >:]
badminton by badminton dork :) April 4, 2004
Coolest sport ever
Played with a bird
Played solo or with partners
i played badminton for hours, until i hit myself in the head with the racket!
badminton by WaterBottle February 3, 2008

Fagminton 

A sport similar to badminton, but exclusively played by players who are way too tall to be playing with such a small net. Basically, it's Badminton, for cheaters.
Cloclo : My boyfriend's favorite sport is Fagminton, WHAT A LOSER!
Fagminton by clo-eh January 15, 2013

badminton butt 

1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.

2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"

2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
badminton butt by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005
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I hit a real purple patch.

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