bag of suck 

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that really sucks.

I hate Freddy. He is such a bag of suck.

You know that new bar? I hated it! It was such a bag of suck!

That new video game "Vagina Wars 2" is a fucking bag of suck.

bag of suck by TexasColeSlawMassacre September 21, 2006

a big bag of suck 

a phrase to express how much someone sucked at what they just attempted

Dude, you didnt even clear that gap, you ate shit! That was a big bag of suck!

a big bag of suck by Brent H January 15, 2008

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks  

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

suck a bag of dicks 

A funny ass Louis CK joke about what a man said to him after he cut him off.

"Hey asshole!"

"yeah..."

"SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!"

suck a bag of dicks by FUCKHACKERBITCHES December 1, 2009

suck a bag of dicks 

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

suck a bag of dicks by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

Suck a Bag of Ducks 

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

Suck a Bag of Ducks by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Sucks like a bag of Richards. 

Work/family friendly version of "Sucks like a bag of dicks."

It's 4:45 on a Friday when a huge job comes across your desk. It's due on Monday morning. You turn to your coworker and proclaim, "This sucks like a bag of Richards!".

Sucks like a bag of Richards. by Dixxxie Wrect August 30, 2005