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baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.
"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"
baffooning by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010
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water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

hot air ballooning 

A euphemism for "getting high", aka smoking marijuana. As defined by the comedian Throwing Toasters, referring to The Pheromones singing a cover of the song "High" by Feeder. It was a very funny night!
Where did Michael go? Oh, he's out hot air ballooning with his friends... Don't wait up 'cause he won't be home today.
hot air ballooning by izzygalvez January 29, 2009

Hot Ballooning 

The art of stuffing one's balls into someone else's ass, allowing the anus to grip firmly down on the nut sack. Similar to tea bagging, but instead of dipping one's nuts into the recipient's mouth, the more difficult task of cramming them up one's ass is excecuted. Appreciated for it's snugness as well as warmth - a rare act, and one to be cherished for it's degree of difficulty. Also known in some circles as "N in da A" (Nuts in the Ass).
"Damn Tron - you clowning dat bitch out! - stuffin' dem nutz in her ass - hot ballooning dat shit out!"

"Why you walking funny James?... James responds, "shit nug - I's gots my ass hot ballooned last night by Tyrone again - hurts like a mutha fucka!"
Hot Ballooning by Victa E August 21, 2006
When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.
Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.
babooning by Garranimal July 11, 2009

bassooning 

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina
adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.
Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
Babooning by bizdoggette June 6, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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