Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.
"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."
by bizdoggette June 07, 2016
A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them
*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall
by imbirdgirl May 18, 2011
Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.
I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.
by Vleis July 05, 2011
by black nigger balls November 16, 2021
a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
by dirtboy70 February 25, 2010
by Fat alulu June 13, 2021
1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.
2.A crappy insult.
by The Koaladude September 10, 2005