bafflecry

v. a technique used to distract or delay someone that is looking for another, esp when they are intending to do harm.

He was going after my brother so I let out a bafflecry and sent him in the other direction.

bafflecry by cheekydre October 10, 2021

bafflecumber 

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

bafflecumber by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

bafflechops 

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

bafflechops by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

Baffler

See "Houdini."

Baffler by G-Dawg May 30, 2003

battlecry 

Your last attempt at succeeding after your opponent has kicked you too the ground

Mike lost an argument to harry his battlecry was pathetic

battlecry by Average_Gamer November 4, 2017

Baffler

A device used to mask marijuana smell by stuffing fabric softener sheets into an empty toilet paper tube and exhaling the pot smoke through it. Known to many as a "sploof," the term baffler was coined by the founder of Mello Music Group while living in Northern Arizona's Sedona/Flagstaff region.

"When we used to smoke in our dorm, we'd blow the smoke out the baffler."

Baffler by TheRealDonMiguel October 2, 2018

The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to peri anal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release

The Ancestor's Battlecry: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025