anon.gcfgv755r's definitions

going barefaced

Going out and about doing your own thing without the use of a surgical mask.

"Going to the shop"
"You ain't going barefaced"
"F U & the government imma do ma thing"

by anon.gcfgv755r April 22, 2020

less naggy, more maggy

Less nagging around people doing wrong and more conservatives policies (Maggie Thatcher).

An alternative to go woke go broke.

Jed = "We need to bring back national rail. "
Dave = "Less naggy, more maggy".

by anon.gcfgv755r February 7, 2022

leechhold

You think you own your property but actually you fell for the new build property scandal whereby you bought a leasehold for 999 years, and will be screwed numerous times by various people. You got a leechhold.

I bought a Persimmons house.
No mate, you rent the land and they get the right to charge you hundreds of pounds for just asking to think about adding a conservatory. You got a leechhold. They will.sell the free hold on and butt fuck you with covenants and ground rents. Bad luck.

by anon.gcfgv755r June 26, 2017

tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

bafflechops

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

barge rage

The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.

Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.

by anon.gcfgv755r December 31, 2022