badousche

Bag of Dousche

If you dont do your job your a badousche

by Ssgt Quintero January 26, 2009

bausched

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.

Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .

by AgentPantz February 26, 2008

babouche

(1) A heel-less pointy leather Moroccan slipper
(2) Cross between a baboon and a douche, and thus a pompous ass with a pink ass

Glen: Seen William recently?
Chris: Phhhhh, what a babouche that guy is, how he ever made MD I'll never know.

by mp666 March 2, 2010

Bousche

The art of the horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, 'it', Jigging, Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.

Those two crazy cats booshed on the hood.
And Jamie and Bret were caught booshing in the car.

by KappaBeasty March 28, 2005

bausched

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.

When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.

by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

BagaDousche

A name that replaces a person's actual name if, in fact, they are a Dousche Bag. It is more convenient than having to say their name every time as well as their description. Works for just about any boss or authority figure

Dude, BagaDousche called. He wants us to do a whole bunch more shit before we are done for the day.

by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009

Badouche

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

by Standardouche March 14, 2010