Badooched

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When somebody rolls you big time! like when you get your ass handed to you in a card game, or on the basketball court, or you've been shafted or had your ass handed to you.

Poker Game:
Jim: what have you got? I got three 10's
Cam: I got four Aces!!!
Jim: absolutely Badooched!!!

Badooched by camrok September 6, 2013

Words you can keep

booched

fucked

Capuchin has booched the navigation

booched by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Related Words

Badooched • booched • Badoochie • Badouche • badoobied • Badoochiwalla • badookiedonk • badooped • Badoozled • badouche juice

Booched

To get fucked up past the level of turning up

Hudson stays getting booched

Booched by Ilikewolves69 August 31, 2013

Badouche

Badouche - an individual who tries too hard to appear "cool" but fails miserablely at being even a douche.

Hey B, look at that four eyed badouche, lets egg him.

Badouche by Standardouche March 14, 2010

Badoochie

A combination of the words booty, ass and coochie. Generally refers to the smell of a room that just had a lot of sex in it.

I walked in on my roommates having sex with their girls in the same room. It smelled like straight badoochie in there!

Badoochie by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

booched

Hopelessly jacked; horked. Not working; broken.

My server is totally horked. No one can log in.

booched by El Defino December 8, 2004

Badoochie

A real bad Hoochie. A fugly, nasty, disease infested, dead ass smelling Hoochie. Far worse than your average cum dumpster.

WARRNING Never let a Badoochie give you a hummer.

Man i was banging some chick lastnight and I could'nt stop dry heaving, now I can't stop itching I guess that was one nasty badoochie.

Dude go take a shower you smell like a badoochies ass.

Badoochie by Doughnut_Slayer July 2, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026