Definitions by mp666
metamorfaeces
Steve: You looking at XYZ Oil Co?
Alan: Y'know if crude oil drops any further, I reckon this thing just metamorfaeces.
Steve: Yeah, think we cut our losses on this one.
Stu: So, reckon the Lib Dems have a chance in next year's UK elections?
Rick: Their leader has no chance. As of next May his career metamorfaeces.
Stu: And the party too, I'd say. Another pint?
Alan: Y'know if crude oil drops any further, I reckon this thing just metamorfaeces.
Steve: Yeah, think we cut our losses on this one.
Stu: So, reckon the Lib Dems have a chance in next year's UK elections?
Rick: Their leader has no chance. As of next May his career metamorfaeces.
Stu: And the party too, I'd say. Another pint?
metamorfaeces by mp666 December 16, 2014
goolie-clencher
(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)
A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.
Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!
Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.
Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!
Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
goolie-clencher by mp666 March 4, 2010