An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.
Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and
boob-grabbing.
Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's
ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."
Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.
Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when
Jimmy rented out the Laser-
tag pavillion..."
Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"
The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.
Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your
sister,
Jenny."
Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-
dong, cover your schling-
schlong."
