An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.
Bro-ing Out - Akin to a
bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.
Brode - Bro Code. "If
bro_#1 wants to date
bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask.
Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."
Bromosexual - A
bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.
Broner - Over-excitement for any
bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."
Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another
Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"
The P-L-
Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.
Quid Pro
Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."
Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."
