vonchris7's definitions
shoes having enough ummmmph to carry the whole package without the need for any backup or support from other high glam clothing or accessories.
by vonchris7 June 23, 2011
Get the shoeswagmug. A legal term, which is mumbo jumbo. It actually refers to a huge blowout party thrown when your former spouse royally screws up.
by vonchris7 November 23, 2017
Get the ex partemug. Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?
Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!
Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!
Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
by vonchris7 July 5, 2012
Get the Ego-esemug. A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 7, 2012
Get the Crunchy sexualmug. the following use of "dude" would be badcabulary:
Dude #1: Yo, dude, that movie last night was awesome dude.
Dude #2: Right on dude... dude, do you want to grab lunch?
Dude #1: Yo, dude, that movie last night was awesome dude.
Dude #2: Right on dude... dude, do you want to grab lunch?
by vonchris7 September 20, 2011
Get the badcabularymug. Version of the popular game commonly played at extended family reunions. In this game, discretion is allowed to include any fictitious "word" provided it can be used in a sentence.
Dude #1: OK, here's my word... "witya" ...
Dude #2: And the sentence?
Dude #1: If you're going for more beer I'm going "witya"
Dude #2: You win Yay-Hoo Scrabble, Let's ride!!
Dude #2: And the sentence?
Dude #1: If you're going for more beer I'm going "witya"
Dude #2: You win Yay-Hoo Scrabble, Let's ride!!
by vonchris7 August 30, 2012
Get the Yay-Hoo Scrabblemug. The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.
by vonchris7 September 10, 2012
Get the One night brostandmug.