badcabulary

the overuse or wearing out of a given word.
the following use of "dude" would be badcabulary:

Dude #1: Yo, dude, that movie last night was awesome dude.

Dude #2: Right on dude... dude, do you want to grab lunch?
by vonchris7 September 20, 2011
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Crunchy sexual

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 07, 2012
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One night brostand

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.
Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!
by vonchris7 September 10, 2012
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shoeswag

shoes having enough ummmmph to carry the whole package without the need for any backup or support from other high glam clothing or accessories.
Dune #1: Yo, check out homey with the shoeswag.

Dude #2: Right on bro, he's got it going on!!
by vonchris7 June 23, 2011
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Yay-Hoo Scrabble

Version of the popular game commonly played at extended family reunions. In this game, discretion is allowed to include any fictitious "word" provided it can be used in a sentence.
Dude #1: OK, here's my word... "witya" ...
Dude #2: And the sentence?
Dude #1: If you're going for more beer I'm going "witya"
Dude #2: You win Yay-Hoo Scrabble, Let's ride!!
by vonchris7 August 30, 2012
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Versacme Day

The day after Christmas... when everyone feels guilt-free about buying whatever they really wanted but didn't get for Christmas.
Dude #1: Yo, did you see Victoria at the mall on Versacme Day?

Dude #2: How could you miss her... shopping binge is an understatement.

Dude #1: So ridiculous!
by vonchris7 December 20, 2011
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Ego-ese

Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
by vonchris7 July 02, 2012
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