Definitions by vonchris7

ex parte 

A legal term, which is mumbo jumbo. It actually refers to a huge blowout party thrown when your former spouse royally screws up.

Dude 1: My ex just filed for her 4th divorce.
Dude 2: Sounds like it's time for an ex parte!!

ex parte by vonchris7 November 23, 2017

One night brostand 

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.

Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!

One night brostand by vonchris7 September 10, 2012

Crunchy sexual 

A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.

These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.

Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?

Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!

Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man

Crunchy sexual by vonchris7 September 7, 2012

It Happened With Dogg 

Crazy popular new movie spoof of The Hangover starring Bradley Cooper and Snoop Dogg. For two hours, the film depicts these two hanging out, partying and do stupid stuff together... it happened again... and again... and again!

Dude #1: Yo homey, what are you doing Friday night?
Dude #2: Same as last weekend... "It happened with Dogg" like my idols!

It Happened With Dogg by vonchris7 September 1, 2012

Yay-Hoo Scrabble

Version of the popular game commonly played at extended family reunions. In this game, discretion is allowed to include any fictitious "word" provided it can be used in a sentence.

Dude #1: OK, here's my word... "witya" ...
Dude #2: And the sentence?
Dude #1: If you're going for more beer I'm going "witya"
Dude #2: You win Yay-Hoo Scrabble, Let's ride!!

Yay-Hoo Scrabble by vonchris7 August 30, 2012

Ego-ese 

Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?

Ego-ese by vonchris7 July 5, 2012

Versacme Day 

The day after Christmas... when everyone feels guilt-free about buying whatever they really wanted but didn't get for Christmas.

Dude #1: Yo, did you see Victoria at the mall on Versacme Day?

Dude #2: How could you miss her... shopping binge is an understatement.

Dude #1: So ridiculous!

Versacme Day by vonchris7 December 25, 2011