The roll of fat that forms on the back of a middle aged friend. This object is usually a surprise if you have not seen the guy in a number of years. The flab tends to look like a "flap", that if opened, might have the ability to absorb a double cheesburger (much like the Venus Flytrap). Although embarrassed, the friend knows that since he has "given up", no possibility for losing the flap exists.
Woah, Dude! Put your shirt back on...your Back Flap is freaking me out.
Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.
When a woman randomly remembers a position preferably in doggy, that gives her vagina pulsations/heartbeats thus craving to relive the moment immediately.
"I just had a backflash, you mean flashback?" Usually taking place after an intense sexual act or session that the woman remembers vividly and relives or wants to repeat
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.