Backflapped

Pronounced Backflappet, if you did something backflapped that means you did something that does not make sense at all. you did something that does not follow common sense.

Instead of running, Mary walked incredibly fast, she backflapped.

Backflapped by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Mc Chicken Backslapper 

When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.

Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks
Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper

Mc Chicken Backslapper by MC Chicken Backslapper February 24, 2021

backzapped 

When one is forced to use an older piece of technology.

Yoni's motherboard got fried so he was backzapped to an old Inspiron 1300.

backzapped by Yoni Pomper November 17, 2007

Brooklyn Backslapper 

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.

Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

Brooklyn Backslapper by bigpappabob August 16, 2010

Dutch Backslapper 

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

Dutch Backslapper by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

concrete backflipper 

A real nigga. Mr. Take that risk.
Derived from the courage it takes to do backflips on concrete. First used by Kendrick Lamar in his song “Michael Jordan”.

Did you see Zach bomb that master hill? He’s a concrete backflipper!

concrete backflipper by blackrangersixtwo April 17, 2024