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International Baccalaureate 

The small cult-like group of students who are involved in the International Baccalaureate program. Laugh at the bags under their eyes and insane amount of homework now, but your sorry ass will be working for one of these guys in the near future. The near future for an IB kid is not so near, though. Having several hours worth of homework doesn't exactly make the time fly. Because of this, they have extensive knowledge about useless topics, for example :Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. If you are currently an IB student, you would laugh at the irony of such a fact. Then youd quickly realize how this program made you lose your marbles. But you probably never had any if you willingly signed up for IB in the first place.
the international Baccalaureate kids would kill themselves, but they just dont have the time.
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Momento Bacalhau 

A portuguese "Bruh Moment" same use.
Um "Bruh Moment" português.
A: We have to sing the song and nobody knows the lyrics
B: Momento Bacalhau bro

A: Quando tens de cantar uma música e não sabes a letra
B: Momento Bacalhau
Momento Bacalhau by FlavioMendes November 12, 2021

International Baccalaureate 

The death of you.....
Sally was in the International Baccalaureate IB program, needless to say she is no longer with us. She died of sleep deprivation.

International Baccalaureate 

IB, a high school program, will force teens into a downward spiral of depression, un-protected sex, violence and narcotics use; only 2% will survive to reach the and age of 25. This makes the IB student - the 'Ibus Studentus' - one of the most rare species on earth, some even completely denying its existence along with big foot and the lochness monster.
Bob: What the hell happened to Alex. I meet him the other day and he was saying something about "CAS", before assaulting me, for drug money...
Phil: The International Baccalaureate happened to Alex. May God be mercy full...

BScalation 

The act of reporting that a problem or issue is being escalated without actually taking any additional action.
An example of a BScalation would be sending an Email to a customer reporting that you are sorry that their order has not been filled in the time promised and that the issue is being escalated to fill it as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, you just wait for the normal process to complete the order without taking any additional action.
BScalation by Tojorisin July 9, 2009

International Baccalaureate 

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)
"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"