baccalaureate

A word a british person wouldn't know.

British Person- "That's bollocks, baccalaureate isn't a word."

baccalaureate by Tom Webster January 11, 2005

baccalaureate

The degree of bachelor conferred by universities and colleges.

A sermon to a graduating class.

The service at which this sermon is delivered.

"Dr. Yam has over 15 years experience teaching nursing on the baccalaureate and master's levels."

baccalaureate by anonymous July 26, 2004

International Baccalaureate 

The small cult-like group of students who are involved in the International Baccalaureate program. Laugh at the bags under their eyes and insane amount of homework now, but your sorry ass will be working for one of these guys in the near future. The near future for an IB kid is not so near, though. Having several hours worth of homework doesn't exactly make the time fly. Because of this, they have extensive knowledge about useless topics, for example :Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. If you are currently an IB student, you would laugh at the irony of such a fact. Then youd quickly realize how this program made you lose your marbles. But you probably never had any if you willingly signed up for IB in the first place.

the international Baccalaureate kids would kill themselves, but they just dont have the time.

International Baccalaureate by Harold Van Spankme November 14, 2011

International Baccalaureate 

The death of you.....

Sally was in the International Baccalaureate IB program, needless to say she is no longer with us. She died of sleep deprivation.

International Baccalaureate by Dancingdaisy February 3, 2012

International Baccalaureate 

IB, a high school program, will force teens into a downward spiral of depression, un-protected sex, violence and narcotics use; only 2% will survive to reach the and age of 25. This makes the IB student - the 'Ibus Studentus' - one of the most rare species on earth, some even completely denying its existence along with big foot and the lochness monster.

Bob: What the hell happened to Alex. I meet him the other day and he was saying something about "CAS", before assaulting me, for drug money...
Phil: The International Baccalaureate happened to Alex. May God be mercy full...

International Baccalaureate by a_washere November 3, 2009

International Baccalaureate 

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)

"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"

International Baccalaureate by masochist69420 February 26, 2017

International Baccalaureate 

A fancy euphemism for Hell.

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.

International Baccalaureate by JamieJustice September 24, 2006