BScalation 

The act of reporting that a problem or issue is being escalated without actually taking any additional action.

An example of a BScalation would be sending an Email to a customer reporting that you are sorry that their order has not been filled in the time promised and that the issue is being escalated to fill it as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, you just wait for the normal process to complete the order without taking any additional action.

BScalation by Tojorisin July 9, 2009

Queen of escalation

A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉

A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.

Queen of escalation by Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug November 26, 2021

Escalation of Inebriation 

Often seen in any college photo album, or on a Facebook page, it is the progression of random gang signs, open mouths, and other signs of drunkenness, exponentially increasing as you flip through the album.

"Man, Christie needs to work on her Escalation of Inebriation, her pictures went from a girl flashing someone, to a funeral, and then to something about Barack Obama."

Escalation of Inebriation by Sword and Scales April 4, 2009

Boyalations 31:10 

At the end of the day, we move.

Friend 1: Kevin's going through a breakup right now...
Friend 2: Tell him to read the Boyalations 31:10 quote

Boyalations 31:10 by Subject A(S) March 14, 2022

Escalation date 

The date on which you decide to no longer date, but have a relationship instead.

On date 3, our escalation date, Erica and I decided to no longer date but start a real relationship.

Escalation date by Polar Sun September 24, 2018

Chemistry Escalation 

The art of a man taking charge on a date, actively creating chemistry with her, and escalating said chemistry so the relationship goes somewhere.

Bro 1: I was on a date with Mary and idk why but it didn't go anywhere.

Bro 2: Bro, you need to use chemistry escalation.

Chemistry Escalation by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 11, 2021

escalation 

sudden fury of flailing fists. Heavy bumping and ditching peers over low cut fences are also a regular occurrence

On the way to the train station a sudden escalation occurred. In result twizzle and chief got ditched over a fence.

escalation by twizzlsestick+sk+baer August 31, 2007